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LittleOralAnnie · 08-02-2003, 05:43 AM

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him that he use the ladies restroom. She cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons in the ladies room. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP and ATR.

Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to push the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately Warm Water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought the "gals" really have it made... still curious, he pressed the second button marked WA and Warm Air quickly dired his bottom. He thought this was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large Powder Puff that lightly powdered his bottom. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR... When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and called for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out "What happened ? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard an airplane"

The nurse replied "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow"

PayUp · 08-02-2003, 07:51 AM

bwahhahaha, thats too funny

pilot123 · 08-02-2003, 09:34 PM

that was funny as hell

grumpyolddude · 08-02-2003, 09:59 PM

Was it normal for my knees to clamp together involuntarily just now?

TerresqueÜ · 08-02-2003, 10:49 PM

Classic one I heard from my friend when I was younger. Always funny.

Regziever · 08-03-2003, 03:09 PM

Hehehe.. Classic!

striderkevin · 08-03-2003, 03:14 PM

That's some funny stuff there.

ssander9 · 08-03-2003, 04:06 PM

good one

tenchi069 · 08-03-2003, 04:36 PM

Ouch! Note to self, dont press any fancy stuff in womens restroom....renote to self, just stay out of womens restroom

Slims · 08-03-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Was it normal for my knees to clamp together involuntarily just now?

I think so, I am still cringing.

Thanks for the joke.

tfpfreak · 08-04-2003, 06:12 AM

OHHH! Curiosity kills!

zaiaz · 08-04-2003, 12:32 PM

YIKES!!!!.....damn Acronyms.

08-04-2003, 02:06 PM

clifclav · 08-04-2003, 02:40 PM

an oldie but a goodie. Thanks

Soda_BoB · 08-04-2003, 11:55 PM

Eeeeepers Creepers

acostello · 08-05-2003, 12:06 AM

Oh that's so funny. My stomach hurts

hawkeye · 08-05-2003, 10:38 PM

that's funny but I'm very disturbed too....

oldtimer · 08-06-2003, 11:11 AM

Oh! Poor man.

Happyland · 08-06-2003, 01:12 PM

moma mia

Devilinmypants · 08-06-2003, 01:56 PM

ouchola

Same Guy · 08-06-2003, 02:43 PM

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
ow ow ow....
funny though

Vyk · 08-06-2003, 04:19 PM

ouch. that hurt to read.

Jonsgirl · 08-06-2003, 04:45 PM

lol, that's great. It made me wince for all the guys out there.

SirLance · 08-06-2003, 05:07 PM

Poor bastard! Never, never push the ATR button!

baboora · 08-06-2003, 06:40 PM

hueahuaeuhaehae...good one

silverback · 08-06-2003, 06:53 PM

that one kinda makes you cringe.

Stare At The Sun · 08-06-2003, 11:08 PM

poor dude, and yes, that makes me cringe.

bravo49 · 08-07-2003, 12:59 AM

An old one

08-02-2003, 05:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Women's Restroom A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him that he use the ladies restroom. She cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons in the ladies room. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP and ATR. Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to push the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately Warm Water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought the "gals" really have it made... still curious, he pressed the second button marked WA and Warm Air quickly dired his bottom. He thought this was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large Powder Puff that lightly powdered his bottom. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR... When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and called for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out "What happened ? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard an airplane" The nurse replied "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow" Last edited by LittleOralAnnie; 08-02-2003 at 09:02 AM..

08-02-2003, 07:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	bwahhahaha, thats too funny __________________ Born to Lose.

08-02-2003, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Was it normal for my knees to clamp together involuntarily just now? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-02-2003, 10:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Classic one I heard from my friend when I was younger. Always funny. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-03-2003, 03:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. Classic! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-02-2003, 09:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
pilot123 Tilted	that was funny as hell

08-03-2003, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
striderkevin Crazy Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.	That's some funny stuff there. __________________ "A false life is equal to death. Be your true self" -Strider Hiryu

08-03-2003, 04:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	good one __________________ I never said you had to.

08-03-2003, 04:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Ouch! Note to self, dont press any fancy stuff in womens restroom....renote to self, just stay out of womens restroom __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-04-2003, 06:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	OHHH! Curiosity kills! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-04-2003, 12:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	YIKES!!!!.....damn Acronyms. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-04-2003, 02:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	an oldie but a goodie. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

08-04-2003, 11:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Eeeeepers Creepers __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

08-05-2003, 12:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Oh that's so funny. My stomach hurts

08-05-2003, 10:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	that's funny but I'm very disturbed too.... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-04-2003, 02:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	lmao

08-06-2003, 11:11 AM	#18 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	Oh! Poor man. __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-06-2003, 01:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	moma mia __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-06-2003, 01:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
Devilinmypants Hippie relocationist. Location: Greensboro NC	ouchola

08-06-2003, 02:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh ow ow ow.... funny though __________________ Thank you, come again.

08-06-2003, 04:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	ouch. that hurt to read. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"

08-06-2003, 04:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	lol, that's great. It made me wince for all the guys out there. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

08-06-2003, 05:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poor bastard! Never, never push the ATR button! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-06-2003, 06:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	hueahuaeuhaehae...good one

08-06-2003, 06:53 PM	#26 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	that one kinda makes you cringe.

08-06-2003, 11:08 PM	#27 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	poor dude, and yes, that makes me cringe.

08-07-2003, 12:59 AM	#28 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	An old one