Airline Food
 

Tower: "Delta 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7."

Delta 702: "Tower, Delta702 switching to Departure. By he way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7. Did you copy that report from Delta?"

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Delta and we've already notified our caterers."

How true

yummy!

Rotfl!! man that is so true!

*vomits* taking flight.... this.... weekend....