A cowboy's secret to a long life - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

asdf1001 · 04-23-2003, 11:41 AM

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

mazdarx · 04-23-2003, 11:52 AM

thats funny

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 04-23-2003, 12:03 PM

Didn't expect it!

Glad

TerresqueÜ · 04-23-2003, 12:07 PM

Good one!

txstrosman · 04-23-2003, 12:08 PM

Nice one, very funny, thanks

King Tut · 04-23-2003, 03:50 PM

Hehe, this is pretty good.

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 03:53 PM

good one

aarchaon · 03-31-2004, 04:20 PM

Hahaha, thats awesome.

Homey_V · 03-31-2004, 05:17 PM

I've heard it before, but it always gets a chuckle out of me.

tommy thompson · 03-31-2004, 05:56 PM

great!

redarrow · 03-31-2004, 08:38 PM

Ah, that was good

bermuDa · 03-31-2004, 08:48 PM

if the marlboro man did that he wouldn't survive after lighting up for the first photo shoot

R3d · 03-31-2004, 10:23 PM

hahah that was great

KellyC · 04-01-2004, 01:01 AM

God damn I'm slow...had to read Bermuda's comment about "lighting up" to get the joke...Good one.

Bodidly · 04-01-2004, 01:18 AM

That was a good one! TY

Gortexfogg · 04-01-2004, 07:38 AM

Hilarious!

04-23-2003, 11:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	A cowboy's secret to a long life A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age." So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. __________________ Goodbye!

04-23-2003, 12:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Didn't expect it! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

04-23-2003, 12:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-23-2003, 03:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

03-31-2004, 04:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hahaha, thats awesome. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

04-23-2003, 11:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
mazdarx Upright	thats funny

04-23-2003, 12:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	Nice one, very funny, thanks

04-23-2003, 03:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
King Tut Upright	Hehe, this is pretty good.

03-31-2004, 05:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	I've heard it before, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. __________________ You did what with a duck?

03-31-2004, 05:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	great! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

03-31-2004, 08:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Ah, that was good

03-31-2004, 08:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	if the marlboro man did that he wouldn't survive after lighting up for the first photo shoot __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

03-31-2004, 10:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
R3d Insane Location: Sask, Canada	hahah that was great

04-01-2004, 01:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	God damn I'm slow...had to read Bermuda's comment about "lighting up" to get the joke...Good one. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

04-01-2004, 01:18 AM	#15 (permalink)
Bodidly Upright	That was a good one! TY

04-01-2004, 07:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!