A cowboy's secret to a long life
 

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

thats funny

Didn't expect it!

Glad

Good one!

Nice one, very funny, thanks

Hehe, this is pretty good.

good one

Hahaha, thats awesome.

I've heard it before, but it always gets a chuckle out of me.

:):) great!

Ah, that was good

if the marlboro man did that he wouldn't survive after lighting up for the first photo shoot ;)

hahah that was great

God damn I'm slow...had to read Bermuda's comment about "lighting up" to get the joke...Good one.

That was a good one! TY

Hilarious!