HMO Play
Signs You Have Joined A Cheap HMO.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day". 5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of- network charges" is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. With your last HMO, your birth control pills didn't come in different colors with little "M"'s on them. and Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO... 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. |
hmm interesting
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Not the best you've ever posted, but okay.
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sorry, terr, been away for a few days...
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Hmm, some of those lines look familiar. Perhaps I should reconsider my health plan.
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Ouch... man.. gotta get a new HMO..
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stinkin HMOs
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