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Pellaz · 08-04-2003, 12:57 PM

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.

On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning
sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the
wrong side of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he
just goes on.

He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he
says,"Good morning Brother." The Brother replies in a sing song
voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The priest looks confused at all this but goes on.

He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and
he says, "Good morning Father." The priest replies in a sing song
manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall
not saying a word to anyone.

The Bishop sees him and says, "Father ..."

The young priest was not going to take any more even from the bishop.
He looks at the bishop and says, "No I did not get up on the wrong
side of the bed this morning."

The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?"

The priest realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness,
what is it you want."

The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask
you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"

Regziever · 08-05-2003, 11:09 AM

hehehe... good one!

PayUp · 08-05-2003, 04:23 PM

busted!hahahahaha

sexymama · 08-05-2003, 04:30 PM

Great one!

08-04-2003, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	Priest joke A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says,"Good morning Brother." The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The priest looks confused at all this but goes on. He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he says, "Good morning Father." The priest replies in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop sees him and says, "Father ..." The young priest was not going to take any more even from the bishop. He looks at the bishop and says, "No I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?" The priest realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness, what is it you want." The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?" __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

08-05-2003, 11:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	hehehe... good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-05-2003, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	busted!hahahahaha __________________ Born to Lose.

08-05-2003, 04:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Great one! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.