Signs of the Times
 

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Signs of the Times



On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'


English Sign in German Cafe: 'Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.'


On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'


On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'


Outside a Hotel: 'Help! We need inn-experienced people.'


At an Auto Body Shop: 'May we have the next dents?'


At a Music Store: 'Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.'


On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'



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Hehe.. good post!

These were the best!

On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'

On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'

Those are so bad they are funny

uggghhh ... so bad they hurt :)

the company that pumps our septec tank, yes i live miles away from everything (actually just 20 min away from a major city)... any way their slogan is "we're #1 in the #2 business."
just thought idd add that one
great post by the way

At a radiator repair place.... (seriously)

"A Good Place to Take a Leak!"

i wubb lists

good stuff

Groan...

Wince inducing, but strangely amusing.

'Gone Fission'.. I could use some fission about now. =)

Now why did I find that amusing......... am I crazy???

Good list

"Let us Remove your shorts" :lol:

hahaha...good ones

Gone Fission, that's great.

pediatrists office: Time wounds all heels

pretty funny..

that was good; thanks

some more signs...

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."