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Old 08-06-2003, 11:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Making Love . . YODA style

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank
Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol!!

No 1 was the best!!
Awesome post!
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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13. Judge me by my size do you? ... and well you should not...
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"

love thisn one
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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nice list. good job
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Very funny.

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Old 08-07-2003, 10:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Don't forget

"Always two there are, a dom and a sub."
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha... thats great! Number one is the best.
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I loved #8 and #6 hahaha
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This is funny. Yoda is by far my favorite Star Wars character
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Heheheh! These rock!
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hehehe
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
Here, yet not all there.
 
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lmao funny stuff i loved em all
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Old 08-07-2003, 04:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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almost any thing with star wars in it is good
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Old 08-07-2003, 04:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hmmm...funny you are!
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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haha gotta love the YODA, he somehow get anything he wants
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Nunmber 5... classic
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Old 08-09-2003, 12:29 AM   #18 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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good one
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Old 08-09-2003, 02:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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lol...very fresh...thanks!!!
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