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snoop · 08-06-2003, 11:59 PM

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank
Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

Regziever · 08-07-2003, 01:28 AM

Lol!!

No 1 was the best!!
Awesome post!

angela146 · 08-07-2003, 01:42 AM

13. Judge me by my size do you? ... and well you should not...

Madd · 08-07-2003, 06:55 AM

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"

love thisn one

slant eyes · 08-07-2003, 07:27 AM

nice list. good job

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-07-2003, 09:44 AM

Very funny.

Glad

sipsake · 08-07-2003, 10:05 AM

Don't forget

"Always two there are, a dom and a sub."

Katyblu · 08-07-2003, 10:32 AM

hahaha... thats great! Number one is the best.

Midlandmadman · 08-07-2003, 10:39 AM

I loved #8 and #6 hahaha

LittleOralAnnie · 08-07-2003, 12:01 PM

This is funny. Yoda is by far my favorite Star Wars character

CSflim · 08-07-2003, 12:09 PM

Heheheh! These rock!

bishopwill · 08-07-2003, 03:06 PM

hehehe

BurntToast · 08-07-2003, 03:32 PM

lmao funny stuff i loved em all

PayUp · 08-07-2003, 04:10 PM

almost any thing with star wars in it is good

Jonsgirl · 08-07-2003, 04:16 PM

Hmmm...funny you are!

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 08:08 AM

haha gotta love the YODA, he somehow get anything he wants

tripp · 08-08-2003, 05:35 PM

Nunmber 5... classic

iktoweya · 08-09-2003, 12:29 AM

good one

baboora · 08-09-2003, 02:28 AM

lol...very fresh...thanks!!!

08-06-2003, 11:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
snoop Insane	Making Love . . YODA style The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love 12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try." 6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass." 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

08-07-2003, 01:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! No 1 was the best!! Awesome post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-07-2003, 06:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Madd Tilted Location: Melbourne	3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?" love thisn one __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

08-07-2003, 07:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	nice list. good job __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-07-2003, 09:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Very funny. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-07-2003, 01:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	13. Judge me by my size do you? ... and well you should not...

08-07-2003, 10:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
sipsake Psycho Location: Memphis	Don't forget "Always two there are, a dom and a sub." __________________ When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" Henry Rollins

08-07-2003, 10:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	hahaha... thats great! Number one is the best.

08-07-2003, 10:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I loved #8 and #6 hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-07-2003, 12:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	This is funny. Yoda is by far my favorite Star Wars character

08-07-2003, 12:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Heheheh! These rock! __________________

08-07-2003, 03:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
bishopwill Upright	hehehe __________________ I'm not afraid of the big, bad, wolf. It's those house-building pigs that scare me

08-07-2003, 03:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
BurntToast Here, yet not all there. Location: Franklinville, NJ	lmao funny stuff i loved em all __________________ The taint. Conveniently located between the snack bar and the dumpster.

08-07-2003, 04:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	almost any thing with star wars in it is good __________________ Born to Lose.

08-07-2003, 04:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Hmmm...funny you are! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

08-09-2003, 12:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good one __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-09-2003, 02:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	lol...very fresh...thanks!!!

08-08-2003, 08:08 AM	#16 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	haha gotta love the YODA, he somehow get anything he wants __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-08-2003, 05:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
tripp Upright	Nunmber 5... classic