Joke of the Day - August 4
 

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.

"Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."

"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"

Lol!!! Awesome one!

painful

Hmmmm... alchohol, television, bathrooms... why on earth would he want out? Funny!

:D. Good stuff, but why leave!?

I had a cousin that was trapped in a mall after closing before. It really sucks to be locked in a building with no lights on and nobody around. The bar would only be good if you were locked in with some ladies, like a beer commercial from a while back.

Edit: Good joke though!

no kidding why in the world would you want to leave

ha...didn't see that one coming

ditto...why leave??

Sick, just sick! Fucking homo dad!

Yuck... but funny though, sort of...

I've read the joke twice, and I still don't understand where that response came from.