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Old 09-26-2003, 05:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Her First Time

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants
and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
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Old 09-26-2003, 07:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hah, dumbness at its best
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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cute!!!
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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*Groan*
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That would be better as a blond joke
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She better be good lookin'!
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I liked this one for sure!
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I Can't say that I'm an American sports fan, but even I laughed at that one.
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lol, nice one.
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ther girlfriend that lasted for all of 2 hours...

shes done for now....
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Old 09-27-2003, 09:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That sounds like a girl I dated once...DUMB
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Old 09-28-2003, 01:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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haha, not bad, not bad at all
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hehehehehe women *sigh*
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i thought that pretty cute. thanks
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Old 09-29-2003, 01:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
What's beyond psycho?
 
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Ha!
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Old 09-29-2003, 02:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hahaha
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
2+2=5? Not again!
 
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too funny
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Definite groaner...
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That sounds kinda like a blonde joke i heard one day
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Old 10-01-2003, 04:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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now that was bad!!! LOL
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Old 10-02-2003, 12:16 AM   #21 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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knee slapper
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:24 AM   #22 (permalink)
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thanks for that......
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Old 10-04-2003, 12:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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that sounds like a blond joke to me.
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Old 10-05-2003, 09:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Hey Hank I like this one........... ha ha ha Time for Football and beer now.....................
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Old 10-05-2003, 09:21 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Blonde joke?
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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hey they never said blonde!!!!! darn dumb blondes.... they ruin it for all of us!
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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she musta been blode
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:52 AM   #28 (permalink)
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lol nice!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-07-2003, 06:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I have to assume that this girl is outstanding in bed...a blonde I'm thinking
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:13 PM   #30 (permalink)
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hehe liked it
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:17 PM   #31 (permalink)
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definitely a groaner, but maybe she was a moaner
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Old 10-17-2003, 03:32 AM   #32 (permalink)
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groan...but cracked a smile!
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:03 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Deffinatley a blond.
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:04 PM   #34 (permalink)
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sounds like this hindi girl I know
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Old 03-18-2004, 05:48 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Blonde I'll bet.
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