Brewmaniac

Guy walks into a bar, sees an attractive women seated at the bar walks up and sits next to her and orders a drink._ They engage in some conversation and he asks her her name._ She says Carmen, " I like cars and I like men."_ He reponds that a pretty name and very clever.
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She says, "and what is your name.'_ He thinks a moment and says, "Beer Fuck"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Slims

hehe, thanks.

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