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Old 08-03-2003, 04:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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A pro golfer...

A pro golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was
rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon
popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news." says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh god no!" cries the man. "My career is over! Please Doc,
what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but
it's a woman's arm! I'll need your permission before I go ahead
with the transplant"

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and 6 months later the man was out on the
golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great" says the business man._ "I'm playing the best golf
of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has
really improved."

"That's great." said the surgeon

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has
improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even
taken up painting landscapes in watercolors"

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the
transplant was such a success."

"Well there is one problem," said the golfer, "every time I try
to jerk off I get a headache
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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great joke, thanks.
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Old 08-04-2003, 12:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
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Hehehe.. Classic!
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha nice
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Old 08-04-2003, 02:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Australia
nice.... hehehheheh
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Old 08-04-2003, 04:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sounds like a true story
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Old 08-04-2003, 05:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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gotta love it
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Old 08-04-2003, 05:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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SOO True haha
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