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08-03-2003, 01:27 PM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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The prisoner
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
While running away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,he then ties the woman to the bed. While he's on top of her, he kisses her neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. In his abscence the husband proceeds to tell his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I noticed how much he enjoyed kissing your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous,if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong Honey and remember how much I love you.To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way and you're right,he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked where we kept the vaseline. Be strong Honey..... I love you too!
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08-03-2003, 06:32 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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hehe, that's great. I hate to think how awkward their relationship would be afterwards.
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08-03-2003, 11:04 PM
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Psycho
Location: cali
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what a man, asking your woman to do that for the sake of your own life? he deserves it, and it was funny, thanks
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08-04-2003, 11:54 PM
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Psycho
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Bahahahahahah Nice twist
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