Joke of the Day - August 3 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-03-2003, 01:44 AM

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit's end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they should ask the priest to talk with the boys. The priest agreed to talk with the boys and asked to see the younger boy first. So the mother sent him to the priest.

The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.

Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked "Where is God?" Again the boy looked all around but said nothing.

A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God? The boy panicked and ran all the way home.

Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble." The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?" his brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it."

txgirl · 08-03-2003, 06:44 AM

Too funny!

PayUp · 08-03-2003, 11:13 AM

hahahaha THAT IS GREAT!

Esco · 08-03-2003, 11:23 AM

hah, nice.

Regziever · 08-03-2003, 02:59 PM

Hehehe!! Awesome!

Slims · 08-03-2003, 06:25 PM

I thought that joke was going to turn nasty, but I like it anyway.

slant eyes · 08-03-2003, 11:07 PM

love it, thanks

hotzot · 08-03-2003, 11:20 PM

got a chuckle

08-03-2003, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 3 In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit's end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they should ask the priest to talk with the boys. The priest agreed to talk with the boys and asked to see the younger boy first. So the mother sent him to the priest. The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing. Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked "Where is God?" Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God? The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble." The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?" his brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it."

08-03-2003, 11:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	hahahaha THAT IS GREAT! __________________ Born to Lose.

08-03-2003, 11:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Esco Insane	hah, nice. __________________ The user formerly known as BlingBling

08-03-2003, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe!! Awesome! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-03-2003, 06:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I thought that joke was going to turn nasty, but I like it anyway. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-03-2003, 06:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Too funny!

08-03-2003, 11:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	love it, thanks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-03-2003, 11:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got a chuckle __________________ The Bully Boys are here!