12 things not to say to a police officer
 

just a few things not to say to a cop

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good Job !.

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking ?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

always like this list

Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer
 

hahahahahahaha. that's brilliant. :D :D :D

hilarious!

lol nice

:) very nice list indeed

pretty funny stuff thanks

Good but this must be the 2nd or 3rd time I've seen this!

great!

i got pulled over once, cuz someone else sped by me so i was pissed. while getting my ticket, the cop walked back to her car and i still had my window down. i was ranting to my then g/f and said, 'betcha that fuckin dyke ass cop is gonna give me a ticket for my cracked windshield too!'

i turn around, and there she was, at my window. her partner then goes, 'oh, look you have a cracked windshield, we'll give you a warning this time, you should get that fixed.'

it actually worked out in my favor cuz she couldn't give me a fix-it ticket cuz then she would be admitting that she was a dyke ass cop :D

anyways, i fought the ticket off in court.

funny stuff!

Hehe, ok, that's pretty good stuff there.

Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer
 

I love this one

Hehehe!! A good list is always welcome! Good post!

Cool

I like that last one the best.

Q: Have you been drinking?

A: Haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable .

damn nice list

seen before but worth reposting thanks

We need more cop porn on the titty boart

#13... "about a twelve pack and some shooters. What's it to ya?"

Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer
 

I always feel this way when the streets are empty. :lol:

heh, I've used a few of those lines before.

last one is good

I was speeding cos Ineeded a shit. "I'm looking for a shit-house" I said

He replied "You have found one, name and address"

maby im blind but i cant see it ne more, ah well, humour is more fun.

Another one.

I have been driving all night and need some energy food. Where is the nearest Dunkin Doughnuts?