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asdf1001 · 04-23-2003, 08:24 AM

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

scroungrat · 04-23-2003, 08:51 AM

hahahahaha.... I would enjoy seeing that...

JStrider · 04-23-2003, 08:57 AM

ooopsies....

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 12:49 PM

what its illigal for a woman to walk around with her breast exposed?

Hycdubg · 04-23-2003, 01:28 PM

D'oh!!!

RenegadeSoul · 04-23-2003, 02:59 PM

nnnhaaah

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 04:20 PM

Good one

04-23-2003, 08:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Indecent Exposure (blonde joke) Indecent Exposure A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde. "Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!" __________________ Goodbye!

04-23-2003, 08:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	hahahahaha.... I would enjoy seeing that... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

04-23-2003, 08:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	ooopsies.... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-23-2003, 12:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	what its illigal for a woman to walk around with her breast exposed? __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-23-2003, 01:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	D'oh!!! __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-23-2003, 02:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	nnnhaaah

04-23-2003, 04:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....