Joke of the Day - August 2
 

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."

good jokes today, thanks

Great one!

hah good one, thanks

lol good one

Ha, smart flight attendant

evil stewardess, absolute evil

Ha, i'm going to have to remember that one.

That's a mean flight attendant!

Hehehe!! Smart attendant!!

Thanks for the joke.

thanks for that one hehe