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Old 08-01-2003, 04:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This just made my day...

So I step into the office today and I get an email from a co-worker:

The life of one of my sorry ass friends ..........



Forward from him:

Last night I'm hanging out with these two chicks at Protos (Denver
restaurant) and start chatting them up. One of them gives me her "phone
number" and says to call her.

Call this number when you get a chance. 303-575-1696 You'll get a
chuckle.


Give it a call, it's too hilarious to miss out on!
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Old 08-01-2003, 05:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that was pretty funny.
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ROFL ohh my God I have to use this one
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: where happiness lives
awesome
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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is it one of those automated rejection phone numbers?
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The music at the end was so totally wrong.
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Old 08-01-2003, 01:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How great is that....!?!?
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wav....anyone?
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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what country is that ? doens't work here
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm afraid to try this. What if I get charged a lot of $$ for this call? Then my dad will kill me...
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Heh...funny.
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Old 08-02-2003, 12:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
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no one can describe what it is for those of us without long distance?
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Old 08-02-2003, 01:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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A local radio show took this concept a step further. Every week a new cellphone number was listed as the rejection hotline , but instead of a smarmy message callers were just given a chance to leave a message which would then be played on the next mornings show.

It was fuckin hilarious.

You would get guys calling 10 -15 times slowly getting more and more pissed off that no-one was calling back

One poor dude was reduced to tears , he was waiting outside a department store in the rain for the chick who gave him the number . Nasty bitch. So he calls in about five times slowly getting more and more upset. Wonds up with him crying into the phone in the middle of the street in the rain about the connection he had felt and how much "what happened" meant to him...

actually that was probably not all that funny really.
Poor Guy.
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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what happens when you call that??
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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haha
 
Old 08-02-2003, 03:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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didnt work for me, anyone have a clip of it?
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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great! for those in another country, it was basically a rejection hotline where someone tells you, assuming you got this rejection number legitimately, bashing you and telling you how much of a loser you are.

they gave a link but i'm not sure if i can post it here safely, it has something to do with a 'www', a 'rejectionhotline', and a '.com', hope you can figure it out.
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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awww...Pwn3d...
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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From Aust . . . . no dice . .
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Old 08-04-2003, 04:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
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is it free?
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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it's a free service, apparently, but you will only get charged for long distance or the phone company toll charges for calling it.
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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meh cant call long distance then
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:33 PM   #23 (permalink)
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oh gosh that was hilarious
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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hahaha great idea...
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Old 08-19-2003, 09:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Can anyone put up a transcript? I'm afraid of the long distance charges shaft.
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