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HALLMARK CARDS (we'll never see)


1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look on the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat.
When I look at the tire,
I noticed your cat. Sorry.

3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay.
Won't that be a laugh
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Heard your wife left you,
how upset you must be.
But don't fret about it ...
she moved in with me.

6. Your computer is dead,
it was once so alive.
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95?

7. You totalled your car
and can't remember why.
Could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?

Hehehe.. Number five was the best!

Ha Funny !!

Old computer jokes never die, heh

# 2 just cracks me up.

hehehe..... like them all.... if only they really made cards like that...

Those are great, thanks.