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Insomniac(uk) 08-01-2003 03:04 AM

Nelson Mandela and the chinese man
 
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
'You sign! You sign!'

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!'
Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You sign!'

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up
the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look,
I don't want these! Do you understand?

You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,

and says:







(It's a beauty)







(wait for it)





Get your best Chinese accent ready.....









'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'

Regziever 08-01-2003 06:02 AM

Rotflmao!! Man thats a good one!

Insomniac(uk) 08-01-2003 06:08 AM

Sweet isn't it, took me a while of saying outloud to get it, but when i did oh the hilarity!

slant eyes 08-01-2003 06:33 AM

very sweet.

tfpfreak 08-01-2003 09:30 AM

Great

oldtimer 08-01-2003 09:59 AM

Yes....we need a recording of someone with a good chinese accent to give the punchline. TaiMyShu, maybe? Then, and only then, will I laugh a wholeheartedly laugh.

Slims 08-01-2003 10:11 AM

Hahaha

TerresqueÜ 08-01-2003 10:17 AM

*groan* WHOOO!!!!

That's a good one.

ssander9 08-01-2003 11:56 AM

not too bad, i like it

Happyland 08-01-2003 12:03 PM

silly asians

DEI37 08-01-2003 04:46 PM

Working at a Nissan dealer, I find this VERY funny!

Ancient.Hero 08-01-2003 04:54 PM

NAN :)

PayUp 08-01-2003 05:14 PM

classic, actually did laugh out loud

Stare At The Sun 08-03-2003 01:32 PM

Lol, i read the "nissan" thing outloud, hehe good stuff


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