Joke of the Day - August 1 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-01-2003, 01:03 AM

Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry

At the Post:

They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.
Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.

Regziever · 08-01-2003, 02:26 AM

Lol! Now that was a new approach on horseracing! Good post!

sbscout · 08-01-2003, 07:18 AM

it's good to be a sports fan!

floonine · 08-01-2003, 07:33 AM

I would like to hear that joke told out loud by a professional horse commentator. That's great fun.

edit: is that correct? professional horse commentator? man I suck!

slant eyes · 08-01-2003, 01:36 PM

PayUp · 08-01-2003, 04:15 PM

made me laugh, i too would like to hear that over loudspeakers

Ancient.Hero · 08-01-2003, 04:46 PM

would make a good movie

hawkeye · 08-03-2003, 10:34 PM

That was great. I'm with floon on this, we need audio

ObieX · 08-03-2003, 10:56 PM

txgirl · 08-04-2003, 05:44 AM

That's good! very creative

08-01-2003, 01:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 1 Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up. Clean Sheets never had a chance.

08-01-2003, 02:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol! Now that was a new approach on horseracing! Good post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-01-2003, 07:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	it's good to be a sports fan! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

08-01-2003, 07:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	I would like to hear that joke told out loud by a professional horse commentator. That's great fun. edit: is that correct? professional horse commentator? man I suck! __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

08-01-2003, 01:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	nice __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-01-2003, 04:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	made me laugh, i too would like to hear that over loudspeakers __________________ Born to Lose.

08-01-2003, 04:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ancient.Hero Upright	would make a good movie

08-03-2003, 10:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	That was great. I'm with floon on this, we need audio __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-03-2003, 10:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	lol __________________ We Must Dissent.

08-04-2003, 05:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	That's good! very creative