hawkeye

There once was a vamp'ress named Mabel
Who's periods were always quite stable
So, every full moon
She'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

Slims

That's so awfull it's great.

I think I am going to have to memorize that one for a party toast.

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

bobbles

ew.

tfpfreak

That is Sick

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Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

~ Clementine Paddleford

gloveshot3

I know her

-Anders

ew ew ew.
;P!

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Stare At The Sun

awwwwwwwwww man, thats raunchy. Rather funny though