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Madd 07-31-2003 07:28 AM

farmers wife
 
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

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so hey what do ya think?
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zaiaz 07-31-2003 08:15 AM

Yayyyy!!!! i like this one.

MikeyChalupa 07-31-2003 08:16 AM

I love the set-up (9 months) and then the twist. Great!

-Mikey

fizzledorf 07-31-2003 08:25 AM

unexpected ending, great!

dubba_c 07-31-2003 08:36 AM

nice

slant eyes 07-31-2003 08:47 AM

made me laff, thanks. good end

shred_head 07-31-2003 09:17 AM

That's a good one, never heard it before. Yeah didn't see that ending coming. Funny.

Gnzo 07-31-2003 09:57 AM

haha, didn't see that coming, nice one!

Regziever 07-31-2003 11:42 AM

Buahahaha!!! Great one!

yankeefatboy 07-31-2003 03:35 PM

yeah, yean you got me good on that one. not the ending i anticipated. Good one or i would have been pissed. just kidding.

PayUp 07-31-2003 04:29 PM

clever, very clever. good one

pancakerabbit 07-31-2003 06:04 PM

pwned!

Happyland 07-31-2003 06:16 PM

beautiful

wiseguy1100 07-31-2003 08:06 PM

great twist...liked it!

Slims 07-31-2003 11:03 PM

We can always hope.

bobbles 07-31-2003 11:20 PM

that was a good one :D

bravo49 08-01-2003 12:46 AM

Nice twist at the end

dwqpml 08-01-2003 01:05 AM

Not the ending I expected,hilarious !!!

tfpfreak 08-01-2003 09:33 AM

As homer says.... DOH! haha

Ancient.Hero 08-01-2003 04:56 PM

unexpected ^^

hawkeye 08-03-2003 10:40 PM

Wow. didn't see that coming.. nice one, madd

hotzot 08-03-2003 11:23 PM

very funny!

acpower 08-04-2003 01:36 AM

hahahaha nice twist

xepherys 10-23-2007 11:45 AM

great twist!


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