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nympho convention

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in,he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane
He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat.
A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business or vacation?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
Whoa, he thinks !!!---Here's the most gorgeous woman he has eve seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact,it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Irish descent!!

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.
"I'm sorry," She says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you,I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Murphy"

Very cool. Gave me a good chuckle.

nice. Is there any truth in that? (about indians and irish) or is it merely for the sterotyped names that give a good punchline?

just wondering how she did her research...

she observed at the old folks retirement home

Hehehe!! Really smooth!!

that's one for work. Thanks.

that was good, didn't see it coming

i heard a version where it was native americans and poles. and length and circumference, not best lovers. the guy said his name was Tonto Kowalski.

I heard it with native americans and jews.

Tonto Greenburg.

An oldie but a goodie.
Reminds me of "Welcome to Jamaica,have a nice day".

love that pic cchris anyway about that donkey I think that was a problem for everybody

wait, I'm an irish-native american girl........... what does that say about me?! hah

Hey I'm part Irish and Part Cherokee... However I guess I got the wrong part if this is true :)

Definitely an oldie.

Gonna tell that one to my friend..

Wow, that's an old thread. Nonetheless, I liked Stephen Wright's version better, but perhaps that's because I heard it first from him.

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One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl... I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... by the way, my name is Denise." I said, "Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."

As men... we all know what a nymphomaniac is!

The woman we're looking for during the first 30 years of our lives.

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

As men... we all know what a nymphomaniac is!

The woman we're looking for during the first 30 years of our lives.

Ah crap, nobody told me to stop at 30! :eek: :)