An old Italian Mafia Don is dying...
 

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, TIMES UP?"



Glad

Falls off Chair laughing

NIce one! Thanks for sharing!

Nice i like the italian accent

thatsa pretty good... no?

rofl, i almost fell out of my chair with that one. great post. keep up the good work

Hehehe!! Awsome joke! Nice twist!

now thatsa funny. imma gonna tella thata one at work

funny