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a1t3r3g0 · 04-23-2003, 05:09 AM

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men into women.
To test this theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

GremlinDelirium · 04-23-2003, 05:50 AM

LoL... doesn't seem that scientific...

afirocks · 04-23-2003, 07:06 AM

aarchaon · 03-31-2004, 04:23 PM

Homey_V · 03-31-2004, 05:15 PM

That so funny, and yet so very errily true...

03-31-2004, 05:34 PM

^^

Homey_V better remember who else reads these boards....

Homey_V · 03-31-2004, 05:47 PM

Duly noted

redarrow · 03-31-2004, 08:40 PM

Homey_V was served!

KellyC · 03-31-2004, 08:44 PM

so..the only way to keep your manliness to be sober eh..? Or....to continue drinking yourself out of becoming a woman and back to a man. who's up?

Sensei · 03-31-2004, 10:49 PM

Wow I need to tell that to as many people as i can without getting slapped!

Bodidly · 04-01-2004, 02:00 AM

PERFECT I loved it

04-23-2003, 05:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	Beer study You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men into women. To test this theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

04-23-2003, 05:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LoL... doesn't seem that scientific... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-23-2003, 07:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
afirocks Crazy	wow

03-31-2004, 04:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	lol __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-31-2004, 05:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	That so funny, and yet so very errily true... __________________ You did what with a duck?

03-31-2004, 05:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Untitled Guest	^^ Homey_V better remember who else reads these boards....

03-31-2004, 05:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Duly noted __________________ You did what with a duck?

03-31-2004, 08:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
redarrow Banned Location: i gotta go	Homey_V was served!

03-31-2004, 08:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	so..the only way to keep your manliness to be sober eh..? Or....to continue drinking yourself out of becoming a woman and back to a man. who's up? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

03-31-2004, 10:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	Wow I need to tell that to as many people as i can without getting slapped! __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

04-01-2004, 02:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Bodidly Upright	PERFECT I loved it