JadziaDax

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

Silverbrain

Id probably start running too!

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ratbastid

Ha! Very good!

afirocks

h he

Peetster

I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks!

ManWithAPlan

i'd think they did something else and pull a shotgun on them

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zf0enix

No kidding! That's funny. No one is used to seeing utilities employees moving that fast, unless there's trouble (or a lunch wagon).

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JStrider

ive seen a shirt that says "I'm a bomb squad technician if you see me running try to keep up"

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opentocomments

i didnt read the joke i was stareing at something else

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soccerstudpc20

haha, how scary would that be

sexy_bastard

hehe great one!

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