Sign at a golf course - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

absorbentishe · 07-30-2003, 09:52 AM

POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB (Should be posted at every golf course!!)

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

11. Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

DisFunctional · 07-30-2003, 12:11 PM

I first thought it was instructions for giving head. Nice though

killerjoejoe · 07-30-2003, 02:22 PM

lol...i didnt see that one coming....was waiting for a cheap punch line

slant eyes · 07-30-2003, 03:50 PM

very good, thanks

steelerz · 07-30-2003, 03:51 PM

Saw that at a course a once. Forgot all about it til I saw your post. Great one.

PayUp · 07-30-2003, 03:55 PM

didnt see it either

tenchi069 · 07-30-2003, 04:08 PM

great joke. was expecting a BJ punchline.

tfpfreak · 07-31-2003, 05:50 AM

I knew it was something but didnt bet on that! Thanks

TIO · 07-31-2003, 07:58 AM

That's a good one. Gotta admit, I was pleasantly surprised that it stayed out of the gutter

fizzledorf · 07-31-2003, 08:39 AM

good, (semi) clean joke!

Regziever · 07-31-2003, 11:52 AM

Hehehe.. I agree, it should be posted on every golfcouse!

Tarn · 07-31-2003, 01:19 PM

hehe, nice.

Munku · 07-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Stay out of the water? Like, pee on the floor?

07-30-2003, 09:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Sign at a golf course POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB (Should be posted at every golf course!!) 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. 8. Don't stand directly in front of others. 9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go. 10. Don't take extra strokes. 11. Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

07-30-2003, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	lol...i didnt see that one coming....was waiting for a cheap punch line __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

07-30-2003, 03:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	very good, thanks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-30-2003, 03:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	didnt see it either __________________ Born to Lose.

07-31-2003, 05:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	I knew it was something but didnt bet on that! Thanks __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-30-2003, 12:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	I first thought it was instructions for giving head. Nice though

07-30-2003, 03:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	Saw that at a course a once. Forgot all about it til I saw your post. Great one.

07-30-2003, 04:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	great joke. was expecting a BJ punchline.

07-31-2003, 07:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	That's a good one. Gotta admit, I was pleasantly surprised that it stayed out of the gutter __________________ Strewth

07-31-2003, 08:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	good, (semi) clean joke!

07-31-2003, 11:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. I agree, it should be posted on every golfcouse! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-31-2003, 01:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehe, nice.

07-31-2003, 04:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Stay out of the water? Like, pee on the floor?