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How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

You know how most packages say "Open here"... What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for an elevator presses the already lit "up" button -- as though he somehow has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed it the first time?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

lol

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Yes, but I have not imagined a world with no Hypocritical situations :)

Why is the alphabet in that order?
because no words can be pulled out of the sequence of the letters. When the alphabet was first created the letters O-R-G-A-S-M were in that order.. you can imagine the horror when they kid came home and said I learned my orgasm today mom!

Nice post.

Hehe.. Good questions!

nice thanks never thought about most of these

These are good. There are just some questions like this that we'll never know the answer to.

These are great. Thanks. Had heard a few, but things like this never get old.

Thanks again.

I think a carrot isn't any more orange (there is no color orange, only red green and blue, after all) than an orange, it's more red, and less green.

Just bustin' yer balls...

-Mikey