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o14real · 07-27-2003, 08:31 PM

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A tourist went to an exotic restaurant in Madrid after watching a bull fight nearby. Not knowing what to order, he look at the other table and asked the waiter "What's that soup"? The waiter replied "Soup No. 5 with balls of the bull killed by the Matador after the fight.

"Really" said the tourist, "give me one like that". The waiter answered "Sorry sir, that is a special order, you have to come back next week after the bull fight".

After a week, the tourist was back and ordered Soup No. 5 from the same waiter. A few minutes later the soup was served to the tourist, who shouted at the waiter "What is this? How come the balls are like marbles? Last week they were big as tennis balls?

The waiter replied back "Well sir, sometimes the bull wins"!

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07-27-2003, 08:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	A tourist went to an exotic restaurant <div align="center"> A tourist went to an exotic restaurant in Madrid after watching a bull fight nearby. Not knowing what to order, he look at the other table and asked the waiter "What's that soup"? The waiter replied "Soup No. 5 with balls of the bull killed by the Matador after the fight. "Really" said the tourist, "give me one like that". The waiter answered "Sorry sir, that is a special order, you have to come back next week after the bull fight". After a week, the tourist was back and ordered Soup No. 5 from the same waiter. A few minutes later the soup was served to the tourist, who shouted at the waiter "What is this? How come the balls are like marbles? Last week they were big as tennis balls? The waiter replied back "Well sir, sometimes the bull wins"! </div>