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Old 07-26-2003, 11:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One Wish only

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle
of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of
provisions before their ship slipped under the surface.
After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and
water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and
starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water.
As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp
(the kind that genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it.
Out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the
stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now
and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish and then I'm
outta here. Make it a good one."
The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we can
drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly
turned the entire Ocean to beer. "Great move, Einstein", said the second
guy, slapping the first guy in the side of the head. "Now we're gonna have
to piss in the boat."
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Old 07-27-2003, 12:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha nice one
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
Location: Sweden
Hehehe... Good one!
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Made me laugh - and I'll probably repeat it!
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: chocolate city
Good one
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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thats hilarious, now were gonna have to piss in the boat
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Old 07-27-2003, 12:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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Lol,very nice
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Old 07-27-2003, 12:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol, thats interesting.
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Old 07-27-2003, 01:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ahh gotta love the genies
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: where happiness lives
that guy thinks like me
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: MS
Gotta love the ocean is more like it oblar!
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