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Cimarron29414 · 07-26-2003, 09:17 AM

Two atoms were walking down the street, not paying attention.

They bumped into each other and one got knocked to the ground.

The other reached down to help him up, with an apology, "Oh, my gosh! I am so sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Are you okay?"

The fallen atom stood, and brushed himself off. "No, actually I believe I have lost an electron!"

"Oh, no! I am so sorry, are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

ssander9 · 07-26-2003, 10:30 AM

Not bad, heard it in school before

tinfoil · 07-26-2003, 10:38 AM

*sigh*

At least you warned me.

gar1976 · 07-26-2003, 12:55 PM

*Groan*

Stiltzkin · 07-26-2003, 01:08 PM

...

The ellipsis of death.

Happyland · 07-26-2003, 01:12 PM

Regziever · 07-26-2003, 01:20 PM

Hehehe!! That's lame but still funny.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-26-2003, 05:41 PM

Grooooaaaannn!

Glad

Stare At The Sun · 07-27-2003, 12:38 PM

*groan*

TerresqueÜ · 07-27-2003, 02:55 PM

Geeeroan!

Wanna hear my response to that joke?

Two Proton and an Nuetron walk into a bar and order some drinks. When it comes time to pay the Nuetron gets out his wallet and the bartender says "Oh you don't have to pay?"

The Nuetron responds "Are you sure?"

To which the bartender says "Of course Mr. Nuetron, for you theres no charge"

egorey · 07-27-2003, 08:29 PM

Lame would be explaining it, as I will have to do as I tell my co-workers..

Thanks for the ammo.

Bobdoler · 07-27-2003, 09:43 PM

ouch;/

gremlinx8 · 07-27-2003, 11:31 PM

Yeah science jokes!

aoLhaTer · 07-28-2003, 12:22 AM

*groan*

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 12:57 PM

You have been hanging around kids WAY to long!

KellyC · 10-27-2003, 01:11 AM

gud try.

endorphin · 10-27-2003, 05:19 AM

*woosh*

yes, thats the sound that joke made as it passed over my head. i never really made any time for science...

fizzledorf · 10-27-2003, 05:52 AM

i'll add a groan -- but admit a grin slipped out too

petergriffin24 · 10-27-2003, 07:00 AM

wow educational humor leaves a lot to be desired but it could get some chuckles!!

WarWagon · 10-27-2003, 09:50 AM

Heh heh

b1naryb0r1s · 10-27-2003, 10:44 AM

I never got to hear any of these jokes in science class. Perhaps they are actually worth hearing for those who have trouble remembering what makes a negative, positive, and neutral.

GotSmack · 10-27-2003, 11:23 AM

Redlemon · 10-27-2003, 12:09 PM

I heard this one at the Flying Karamazov Brothers show with MIT Media Lab. I couldn't stop telling it to friends. But hey, I'm a geek...

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:45 PM

Oh man thats funny!

majik_6 · 10-29-2003, 10:32 PM

Oh my, I'm not sure what you'd call a mixture between almost pained groaning and unstoppable laughter, but this joke ellicited that response!

Thanks for posting!

Tarn · 10-30-2003, 07:36 AM

haha cute !!!

cchris · 10-30-2003, 07:41 AM

Still giggiling here

SofaKing · 11-17-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cimarron29414
Go ahead and groan!

Wit pleasure. *Groan* I still find it funny though, science jokes are alright by me, thanks for sharing.

Poyzun_Ivy · 11-17-2003, 04:24 PM

torgone · 11-18-2003, 09:56 AM

*Groan*

And again -

*Groan*

TheClarkster · 11-18-2003, 12:35 PM

Groan....

You sound like my Chem professor.

chinabean · 11-18-2003, 05:02 PM

yeah heard it before, but thanks

Sensei · 11-18-2003, 07:21 PM

I'll groan only because that's already in the one-liner thread.

HamiC · 11-23-2003, 01:43 PM

Groan......gotta love physics humor.

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 02:09 PM

Augh. That's just painful.

dragon2fire · 11-25-2003, 10:29 AM

repost but its still funny

it was in the geek jokes thred

bravo49 · 11-27-2003, 01:59 AM

That deserves more than a groan

gloveshot3 · 11-27-2003, 07:07 AM

"i'm positive i'm negative," said the electron

07-26-2003, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Go ahead and groan! Two atoms were walking down the street, not paying attention. They bumped into each other and one got knocked to the ground. The other reached down to help him up, with an apology, "Oh, my gosh! I am so sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Are you okay?" The fallen atom stood, and brushed himself off. "No, actually I believe I have lost an electron!" "Oh, no! I am so sorry, are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive." Last edited by Cimarron29414; 07-26-2003 at 11:43 AM..

07-26-2003, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Not bad, heard it in school before __________________ I never said you had to.

07-26-2003, 10:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	sigh At least you warned me. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

07-26-2003, 01:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	... The ellipsis of death. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-26-2003, 01:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	pooh __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-26-2003, 12:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Groan

07-26-2003, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe!! That's lame but still funny. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-26-2003, 05:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Grooooaaaannn! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-27-2003, 12:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	groan

07-27-2003, 02:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Geeeroan! Wanna hear my response to that joke? Two Proton and an Nuetron walk into a bar and order some drinks. When it comes time to pay the Nuetron gets out his wallet and the bartender says "Oh you don't have to pay?" The Nuetron responds "Are you sure?" To which the bartender says "Of course Mr. Nuetron, for you theres no charge" __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-27-2003, 08:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Lame would be explaining it, as I will have to do as I tell my co-workers.. Thanks for the ammo.

07-27-2003, 09:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	ouch;/ __________________ woot

07-27-2003, 11:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
gremlinx8 Insane Location: Illinois	Yeah science jokes! __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. -Lennon

07-28-2003, 12:22 AM	#14 (permalink)
aoLhaTer Tilted	groan

07-28-2003, 12:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	You have been hanging around kids WAY to long! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

10-27-2003, 01:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	gud try. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

10-27-2003, 09:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Heh heh

10-27-2003, 11:23 AM	#22 (permalink)
GotSmack Upright Location: 100 miles from my life.	Oo

10-29-2003, 12:45 PM	#24 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	Oh man thats funny!

10-27-2003, 05:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
endorphin Upright	woosh yes, thats the sound that joke made as it passed over my head. i never really made any time for science...

10-27-2003, 05:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	i'll add a groan -- but admit a grin slipped out too

10-27-2003, 07:00 AM	#19 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	wow educational humor leaves a lot to be desired but it could get some chuckles!!

10-27-2003, 10:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	I never got to hear any of these jokes in science class. Perhaps they are actually worth hearing for those who have trouble remembering what makes a negative, positive, and neutral.

10-27-2003, 12:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I heard this one at the Flying Karamazov Brothers show with MIT Media Lab. I couldn't stop telling it to friends. But hey, I'm a geek... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-29-2003, 10:32 PM	#25 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	Oh my, I'm not sure what you'd call a mixture between almost pained groaning and unstoppable laughter, but this joke ellicited that response! Thanks for posting! __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-30-2003, 07:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	haha cute !!!

10-30-2003, 07:41 AM	#27 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Still giggiling here __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-17-2003, 04:24 PM	#29 (permalink)
Poyzun_Ivy Crazy Location: I'm standing right behind you...	Ugh. __________________ She's pretty as a daisy But look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her get under your skin

11-18-2003, 09:56 AM	#30 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Groan And again - Groan __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-18-2003, 12:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Groan.... You sound like my Chem professor. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

11-18-2003, 05:02 PM	#32 (permalink)
chinabean Upright	yeah heard it before, but thanks __________________ bean

11-18-2003, 07:21 PM	#33 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	I'll groan only because that's already in the one-liner thread. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

11-23-2003, 01:43 PM	#34 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	Groan......gotta love physics humor.

11-23-2003, 02:09 PM	#35 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	Augh. That's just painful.

11-25-2003, 10:29 AM	#36 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	repost but its still funny it was in the geek jokes thred

11-27-2003, 01:59 AM	#37 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That deserves more than a groan

11-27-2003, 07:07 AM	#38 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	"i'm positive i'm negative," said the electron