Go ahead and groan!
 

Two atoms were walking down the street, not paying attention.

They bumped into each other and one got knocked to the ground.

The other reached down to help him up, with an apology, "Oh, my gosh! I am so sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Are you okay?"

The fallen atom stood, and brushed himself off. "No, actually I believe I have lost an electron!"

"Oh, no! I am so sorry, are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive.":D

Not bad, heard it in school before

*sigh*

At least you warned me.

*Groan*

...

The ellipsis of death.

pooh

Hehehe!! That's lame but still funny.

Grooooaaaannn!


Glad

*groan*

Geeeroan!

Wanna hear my response to that joke?


Two Proton and an Nuetron walk into a bar and order some drinks. When it comes time to pay the Nuetron gets out his wallet and the bartender says "Oh you don't have to pay?"

The Nuetron responds "Are you sure?"

To which the bartender says "Of course Mr. Nuetron, for you theres no charge"

Lame would be explaining it, as I will have to do as I tell my co-workers..

Thanks for the ammo.

ouch;/

Yeah science jokes!

*groan*

You have been hanging around kids WAY to long!

gud try.

*woosh*

yes, thats the sound that joke made as it passed over my head. i never really made any time for science...

i'll add a groan -- but admit a grin slipped out too

wow educational humor leaves a lot to be desired but it could get some chuckles!!

Heh heh

I never got to hear any of these jokes in science class. Perhaps they are actually worth hearing for those who have trouble remembering what makes a negative, positive, and neutral.

Oo

I heard this one at the Flying Karamazov Brothers show with MIT Media Lab. I couldn't stop telling it to friends. But hey, I'm a geek...

Oh man thats funny!

Oh my, I'm not sure what you'd call a mixture between almost pained groaning and unstoppable laughter, but this joke ellicited that response!

Thanks for posting!

haha cute !!!

Still giggiling here

Wit pleasure. *Groan* I still find it funny though, science jokes are alright by me, thanks for sharing.

Ugh.

*Groan*



And again -


*Groan*

Groan....

You sound like my Chem professor.

yeah heard it before, but thanks

I'll groan only because that's already in the one-liner thread.

Groan......gotta love physics humor.

Augh. That's just painful.

repost but its still funny


it was in the geek jokes thred

That deserves more than a groan

"i'm positive i'm negative," said the electron