Ok, I'm not sure if you guys will find this quite as funny as I did. I thought it was a great joke at first till I learned it was actually real. Nabbed the box and took a scan.
People are stupid. Stop getting married. Everyone just wants to fuck anyway, so don't be an idiot. If you want to get married, don't. Just keep on reproducing like you always have.
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