Miroslav

What's the biggest advantage of Alzheimer's?
You can cheat on your wife with your wife.

Regziever

Lol! Thaz true!

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Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
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CSflim

Oh my sweet fucking God! that is tooo funny! I got another one:

A man goes to his local doctor for a check up:
Doctor: "Sorry...I've go some bad news. You've got cancer and you've also got alzheimers"
Man: "Oh well. At least I don't have cancer..."

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Slims

lol

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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Gortexfogg

Hahahaha! Good one!

slant eyes

best part of having alzheimer's is that you wake with a new woman in your bed every morning

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SirLance

What if she's butt ugly? Will you eventually chew off both arms?

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