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Old 07-25-2003, 03:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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gimme 18 inches and make it hurt


Old but I like it...

Last night I was with a crazy woman that said "Gimme 18 inches and make it hurt!!"

So I screwed her three times and hit her in the head with a shoe
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol!! Great one!
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ooh! Ah! Sounds like da Dice Man!!
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol....good for a chuckle, it was new to me
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hehehehahahahah good one.
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Old 07-25-2003, 03:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol, i think i should find that offensive, but it's just too damn funny!
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Old 07-25-2003, 04:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hmm
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Old 07-25-2003, 04:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hehe. that was good for a quick laugh, thanks dude.
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It may be old, but it's new to me! Good one!
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