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water_boy1999 · 07-24-2003, 11:32 AM

THE PENIS STUDY
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After 1 year and $180,000 they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do its own.
After $250,000 dollars and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during
sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted its own study.
After 1 week and a cost of $12.50, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

gar1976 · 07-24-2003, 07:07 PM

Ahh, polock jokes never get old!

Slims · 07-24-2003, 08:55 PM

hahahaha

loganmule · 07-24-2003, 10:00 PM

right up there with the one about why Polish women don't breast feed...it hurts too much when they try to boil their nipples

TerresqueÜ · 07-24-2003, 10:21 PM

HAHAAH!!! Never heard that one!

Thoraby · 07-25-2003, 02:35 PM

ROFLMAO! It's like 12 thirty here and I think I woke everybody up

Jonsgirl · 07-25-2003, 03:10 PM

LMAO! that's so great. If i wasn't in a library, i would've died.

SirLance · 07-25-2003, 05:55 PM

$12.50... gee, penthouse is expensive in poland! Funny one!

steelerz · 07-25-2003, 06:46 PM

LMAO. Hadn't heard that one before.

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 11:20 PM

LOL!!! thats funny... so what was the US and France paying for? Hookers or something? Thanks for the laugh!

Ronin_Tiger · 07-27-2003, 02:57 AM

good one

Tickford · 07-27-2003, 05:39 AM

nice....

Mantus · 07-27-2003, 02:50 PM

wha... I am a freak! …well at least that explains why none of the other guys look like they’ve been mauled by a bear on a regular basis.

crafty · 07-27-2003, 08:03 PM

that's a really good one

egorey · 07-27-2003, 08:16 PM

Hey... I was part of that study (in Poland)...
thanks for the laugh.

Gortexfogg · 07-27-2003, 08:29 PM

Great joke! Our tax dollars at work...

Bodidly · 07-28-2003, 01:09 AM

fny thx

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 12:55 PM

good one thanks

Stare At The Sun · 07-28-2003, 01:27 PM

lol, that is a good one

07-24-2003, 11:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	The Penis Study THE PENIS STUDY In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After 1 year and $180,000 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do its own. After $250,000 dollars and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted its own study. After 1 week and a cost of $12.50, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

07-24-2003, 08:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hahahaha __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-24-2003, 10:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAAH!!! Never heard that one! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-25-2003, 03:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	LMAO! that's so great. If i wasn't in a library, i would've died. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

07-25-2003, 05:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	$12.50... gee, penthouse is expensive in poland! Funny one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-24-2003, 07:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Ahh, polock jokes never get old!

07-24-2003, 10:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	right up there with the one about why Polish women don't breast feed...it hurts too much when they try to boil their nipples

07-25-2003, 02:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Thoraby Upright	ROFLMAO! It's like 12 thirty here and I think I woke everybody up

07-25-2003, 06:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	LMAO. Hadn't heard that one before.

07-26-2003, 11:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LOL!!! thats funny... so what was the US and France paying for? Hookers or something? Thanks for the laugh! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-27-2003, 02:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

07-27-2003, 05:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	nice.... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

07-27-2003, 02:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	wha... I am a freak! …well at least that explains why none of the other guys look like they’ve been mauled by a bear on a regular basis.

07-27-2003, 08:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
crafty Tilted Location: Omaha, NE	that's a really good one

07-27-2003, 08:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Hey... I was part of that study (in Poland)... thanks for the laugh.

07-28-2003, 01:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
Bodidly Upright	fny thx

07-28-2003, 01:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	lol, that is a good one

07-27-2003, 08:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Great joke! Our tax dollars at work...

07-28-2003, 12:55 PM	#18 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	good one thanks __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford