icy_ca

A ventriloquist is visiting an Indian reservation and decides to have a little fun with the chief.

“Hey there,” he says. “I bet I can make your horse talk.”

“Horse no talk,” says the chief.

“We’ll see,” says the ventriloquist. He turns to the horse and asks, “So how does your master treat you?”

“Pretty well,” says the horse. “He gives me plenty of food and water, and he lets me run all over.”

“I bet I can make the dog talk, too,” says the ventriloquist.

“Dog no talk,” says the chief.

“How about you?” the ventriloquist asks the dog. “Is he good to you too?”

“Yup,” says the dog. “We play fetch.”

“Let’s see what the sheep has to say,” says the ventriloquist.

“Wait!” yells the chief. “Sheep lie! Sheep lie!”

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abelak

cracked a smile...

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pta200

hehe!

CSflim

hehehehe...took me a second to get it! Funny!

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steelerz

Always liked this joke...good one

Pilgrim

thats a three star joke

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Regziever

Lol!! Man.. That one was sick.. but it was so dang funny too! Great joke!

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Latch

haha that's a good one.

icy_ca

I don't get it. I tell that to my wife and she just gives me "la look!"

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