That Dreaded 710 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

troit · 07-24-2003, 03:49 AM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Click the link below to see a picture of what she pointed to.

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

terpie · 07-24-2003, 03:53 AM

Should have figured as much.....

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 11:47 AM

Ha! I couldn't guess what it was going to be.

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 07:13 AM

Lol! Man that's funny...

abelak · 07-25-2003, 07:32 AM

Love the blonde jokes!

MikeyChalupa · 07-25-2003, 09:21 AM

She then asked for a quart of blinker fluid...

-Mikey

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 11:50 PM

I work at an auto repair shop, i hope to god no one comes in and asks something that stupid... Thats freakin hilarious though... Thanks for the joke!!

bravo49 · 07-27-2003, 09:14 AM

That was very funny

TerresqueÜ · 07-27-2003, 12:32 PM

HAHAHAH That's sooooo great!

Happyland · 07-27-2003, 02:08 PM

you know, i work at a restaurant where they add cow fat to the mayo. Strange and kinda funkitated.

However unrelated this comment might be its just something that occurred to me

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 01:02 PM

ENOUGH said!! Blondes are gonna be the death of me

07-24-2003, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	That Dreaded 710 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Click the link below to see a picture of what she pointed to. http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

07-25-2003, 07:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol! Man that's funny... __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 07:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	Love the blonde jokes! __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

07-26-2003, 11:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	I work at an auto repair shop, i hope to god no one comes in and asks something that stupid... Thats freakin hilarious though... Thanks for the joke!! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-27-2003, 12:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHAH That's sooooo great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-24-2003, 03:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	Should have figured as much.....

07-24-2003, 11:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	Ha! I couldn't guess what it was going to be.

07-25-2003, 09:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	She then asked for a quart of blinker fluid... -Mikey

07-27-2003, 09:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That was very funny

07-27-2003, 02:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	you know, i work at a restaurant where they add cow fat to the mayo. Strange and kinda funkitated. However unrelated this comment might be its just something that occurred to me __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-28-2003, 01:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	ENOUGH said!! Blondes are gonna be the death of me __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford