The Classic Schoolgirl Salty-Sperm Joke
 

This one is a classic. Don't know if it's ever happend, though.

A Biology teacher is teaching the days lesson, which was on sex and stuff like that. The teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% glucolse (sugar) (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" She turns beet red and runs from the room. Just as she makes it to the door, the teacher replies "Because the sweetness tastebuds are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."

Hey, that happened at MY school! How did you know about that?

(seriously, check snopes if there's any doubt on the truthfulness of this legend)

LOL.... That sucks (pun intended)

Snopes is where I got most of that version of a joke (I thought I'd check snopes to see if it's true or not before I posted it). Snopes hasn't determined if it's true or false yet.

lol, this has happened in my school

That is great! Good One! The guys at work here at a hoot!

hehehe....I guess it is possible, someone could blurt it out without thinking!

Nobody is that stupid, I hope?

Obviously you've never seen the girls I've gone to school with haha.

Oldie but goodie...kind of like the "girl in biology class donating mouth cells for a lecture" joke.

FUUUUNY!

That seems like the sort of slipup thathas probably been made by many girls, at many schools.

heh

Hadn't heard that one in awhile. Still funny as shit though.

Hehe.. you saw it comming miles away but still it is so bloody funny!! Good One!

Mmmm Mmmm good.

lol that would be funny as hell to see in person.

that happened at my school too. I swear.

lmao! Why wasn't my bio class ever that fun :(

Heheh... are we in college or high school... funny either way, Thanks!

classic !

Why DO they call it a blow-job when the lady sucks?

the part that makes it so funny is that you can easily imagine it happening

lol

waffles

I have had a few people tell me that something similar happened in their highschool biology class.. not sure if it was a setup or stupidity or both.

My friend's girlfriend did just that in her Sex Ed class.
The instructor took it in stride. I think he set her up for that.
(btw, he didn't know why)

Haha, thats great

hehehehe, damn I wished that happened at my school..

that cracks me up everytime i hear it

It hasn't happened at my school but I could definetly picture some of the women saying that...

whats snopes

Thats funny.... I'm sure every biology teacher has heard a student say that. :D

WOW...i totally see that happening. Great Joke!

Hahaha

www.snopes.com

I believe I have read this in here somewhere.

good one

greatness