nightmares..
 

my friend told me these not sure wether they are a repost or not

john comes home from a very long work month.. now the fiscal year is at an end he has time to relax spend some much needed time with his wife.. things havn't been going to well with them lately... he comes in to find her once more in the spare bedroom. he looks at her sleeping form under the blankets and decides to make the first move to patch things up. he crawls under the covers and promptly goes down on her.. with in a few moments she starts to moan.. several minutes later his task over he gets up and goes to the bathroom feeling very pleased with himself..
upon entering he sees his wife shaving her her legs..
john- what are you doing here??!!!
wife- shhh you'll wake your mother.

a man is out at a bar for the night... he sees an incredibly attractive woman walking past and launches on an intercepting course.. introductions are made pleasantries offered.. they go home together... morning comes... he wakes to find her in the bathroom so he glances around the room waiting his turn to see a picture of a man on the bedside stand...
man-is that your brother?
woman- no
man- well is it your husband?
woman- no, not married.
man-is it your boyfreind?
woman-no
man- well who is it then??
woman- that was me before the operation

every mans worst nightmare

LOL!

Those are some nasty Night Terrors...

The Darker Fire Within

Gahh.... man those were scary.. good post!

lol oh jesus. no sleep for me for a couple of days.

scary stories

last one was far better, but both were still quite good :)

both were just nasty

doh! scary!

Those jokes will haunt me for the rest of my life! Scary stuff!

ewwwwwww!