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Old 07-22-2003, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Those Italians...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehe!!! Great one!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Those crazy foreigners...
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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woo. I love italians.
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, yousa funny guy.
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL!
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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guisseppe a happy-a monkey....LOL
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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From one Italian to another -- Good one!
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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cute!
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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me like me laugh
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Having Italian born relatives just makes that so much funnier. Great post!
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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great joke
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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heh! I'm going to have to tell that one to my family. They'll die laughing over it!
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Thats very clever, I had to re read a few times thou
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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good one.
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:29 AM   #16 (permalink)
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good one - VERY typical!
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Old 03-18-2004, 05:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Lol.
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