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Old 07-21-2003, 10:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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never see ME being this clever!

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Neat trick IMHO
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Muhahahaha!!! Brilliant!
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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brilliant!!
 
Old 07-22-2003, 03:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Didn't see that one coming!! I think he should pass for trying it.

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Old 07-22-2003, 07:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heh, i saw a video for this, not sure where its from, in the end he takes an apple on the professors desk and eats it as he leaves.
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oooh. need to remember that for classes this fall...
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Old 07-22-2003, 08:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that. is. so. clever...
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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a variation of this was in slackers as well only the kid shuffled up the papers really fast then threw them in the air
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A real classic! Good one!
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In the version I heard he stuffs his exam in the middle, throws them all across the room, and runs away
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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There was a movie where he threw them around. I think it was Slackers.

Has this ever really happened? It'd be awesome if it has.
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yeah, it was Slackers. Although I never saw it, but it was in all the promos.
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Slackers was funny...I knew this sounded familiar
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:00 AM   #16 (permalink)
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awesome....
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Great idea...great movie too!
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Old 07-26-2003, 02:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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In the version I heard he stuffs his exam in the middle, throws them all across the room, and runs away
Yeah I heard it this way too... makes more sense - just in case the prof. had made the stack even semi-tidied up.
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Old 07-26-2003, 08:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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heh...smart move...hope i dont have to be in that kind of situation when classes start this fall
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