great canadian joke
 

There was a 3rd grade teacher who decided one day that it would be nice to know what each child's parents did for a living. So, she went around the class, getting all the usual responses: fireman, salesperson, accountant ect. Finally she came to one boy who had his head hung low. When she asked him what his father did for a living, without lifting his head, the boy replied "He is an exotic dancer in a gay strip bar." Feeling quite embarassed, the teacher decided to go on with the days lessons. During the lesson, one kid who was sitting next to the boy leaned over, and asked "Does your dad really do that?" With this, the boy responded "No, he playes hockey for team USA, i was just too embarassed to tell everyone"

Ha Ha Ha

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Great one!

:D So true

LOL!!! That's gravy!

excellent excellent joke, probably especially true after the '98 olympics fiasco, with the room trashing and the what was it, 6th place finish? i think honduras might have beaten them :)

lmao

Ohhhhhhhh man thats rough............. funny though!

lol nice

LOL LOL!! hahaha, that just cracked me up!

ouch!

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Hahaha, that is good. I wonder why that other boy was so interested....hmmm...

that is great... thanks for sharing.

A retread though. Originally, the father was the piano player in a whorehouse who was really a lawyer.

-Mikey

that's the funniest joke I've heard in awhile! Good stuff, plainoldbrent, good stuff.

HAHAHAH, thats the best joke ive heard in quite a while

Good one!

Ohhh that was wrong

rough

great one ;)

hahaha what a beautiful joke. i'm gonna have to spread this one around

hahaha i saw that comming

ok, no i didnt

hah wasnt expecting that