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plainoldbrent · 07-21-2003, 10:45 PM

A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer,

'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'

Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'

Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '

Man: 'So then what happened?'

Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '

Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'

Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. '

Man: 'And then what.'

Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'

Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

Man: 'So then what did you do?'

Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'

PayUp · 07-22-2003, 05:09 PM

bwahahahhaha poor bastard

SirLance · 07-22-2003, 06:06 PM

Oh, god, I can see it happening... what a funny joke!

nico · 07-22-2003, 06:08 PM

Good joke!

beerClown · 07-22-2003, 08:04 PM

damn, that'd suck!

sadistikdreams · 07-22-2003, 08:39 PM

OMG! THAT IS FUNNY!

twist769 · 07-22-2003, 09:07 PM

Hah, very good.

Mantus · 07-22-2003, 10:31 PM

he ha ho, good joke

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 10:37 PM

Ho ho ho!! Man.. don't want to be in his shoes..

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 07:59 AM

lmao, poor bastard.

terpie · 07-23-2003, 10:50 AM

That one touched the 'ol funny bone!

crafty · 07-23-2003, 11:14 AM

lmao, great one

07-23-2003, 12:13 PM

whoa that was one for the ages

andyc · 07-23-2003, 12:42 PM

Oldie but good

rundmv · 07-23-2003, 01:00 PM

good one

teflonian · 07-23-2003, 01:12 PM

Yeah, likely story Mr. Farmer man.

The_Dude · 07-23-2003, 01:39 PM

bet that sucks to be walked in like that

thumper · 07-23-2003, 08:04 PM

hehehe
Some things, you just can't explain.

That's a good one!

hobo · 07-23-2003, 10:03 PM

HA!! that has got to be the worst possible situation any guy could be in

Latch · 07-23-2003, 10:08 PM

hehe you could see that coming.. but it was still good.

doctorphibes · 07-23-2003, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SirLance
Oh, god, I can see it happening...

So, how often do *your* pants "fall down" when you're milking cows?

rocinante2003 · 07-24-2003, 12:02 AM

ROTFLMAO, thats a classic

Soda_BoB · 07-24-2003, 02:58 AM

Hahah tough break, I guess some things you just can't explain

Phatguy · 07-25-2003, 12:06 AM

Funny as hell. Thanx

bravo49 · 07-25-2003, 12:19 AM

Funny, very funny

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:35 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaahha

loganmule · 07-25-2003, 05:18 PM

a classic oldie but goodie

SirLance · 07-25-2003, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doctorphibes
So, how often do *your* pants "fall down" when you're milking cows?

Constantly!

steelerz · 07-25-2003, 06:50 PM

Damn that was a good one. Thanks

tenchi069 · 07-25-2003, 07:14 PM

Awesome joke!

fdsafdsa · 07-25-2003, 08:28 PM

didn't see that coming.. good one

CamaroRS1967 · 07-25-2003, 09:18 PM

That's great!

frenzal · 07-25-2003, 11:50 PM

mmm that was definitely the best one ive ehard in a while

danno209 · 07-26-2003, 04:46 AM

i dont milk cows. stricltly goats.

KWSN · 07-26-2003, 07:57 AM

hahahahaha... sounds almost like a moment straight out of Three's Company... but a hell of a lot funnier. And sans John Ritter.

Happyland · 07-26-2003, 01:40 PM

hey SirLance, I got some high quality cow, but you gotta keep it hush hush. E-mail me.

wally · 07-26-2003, 02:00 PM

That was a pretty good joke. Hadn't heard that one before.

fester · 07-28-2003, 06:07 PM

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure she knocked over the bucket...

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 05:09 AM

Now that is what you call a sticky situation.

deportes · 03-18-2004, 08:53 PM

good old fun

07-21-2003, 10:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
plainoldbrent Upright	My Favorite Joke... EVer A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?' Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.' Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?' Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over' Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?' Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. ' Man: 'So then what happened?' Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. ' Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?' Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. ' Man: 'And then what.' Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.' Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.' Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.' Man: 'So then what did you do?' Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.' Last edited by plainoldbrent; 07-22-2003 at 08:08 AM..

07-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	bwahahahhaha poor bastard __________________ Born to Lose.

07-22-2003, 06:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, god, I can see it happening... what a funny joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-22-2003, 08:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	OMG! THAT IS FUNNY! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-22-2003, 10:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Ho ho ho!! Man.. don't want to be in his shoes.. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-22-2003, 06:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
nico Tilted	Good joke!

07-22-2003, 08:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
beerClown Upright Location: Michigan	damn, that'd suck!

07-22-2003, 09:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Hah, very good.

07-22-2003, 10:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	he ha ho, good joke

07-23-2003, 07:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lmao, poor bastard.

07-23-2003, 10:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	That one touched the 'ol funny bone!

07-23-2003, 11:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
crafty Tilted Location: Omaha, NE	lmao, great one

07-23-2003, 12:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	whoa that was one for the ages

07-23-2003, 12:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
andyc Upright Location: Nottingham, England	Oldie but good

07-23-2003, 01:00 PM	#15 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	good one

07-23-2003, 01:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	bet that sucks to be walked in like that __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-24-2003, 02:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Hahah tough break, I guess some things you just can't explain __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-25-2003, 12:19 AM	#25 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Funny, very funny

07-25-2003, 04:35 PM	#26 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Hahahahahahahahahaahha __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-23-2003, 01:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	Yeah, likely story Mr. Farmer man.

07-23-2003, 08:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
thumper Tilted Location: Po-dunk	hehehe Some things, you just can't explain. That's a good one!

07-23-2003, 10:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	HA!! that has got to be the worst possible situation any guy could be in

07-23-2003, 10:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hehe you could see that coming.. but it was still good.

07-24-2003, 12:02 AM	#22 (permalink)
rocinante2003 Insane Location: Dallas	ROTFLMAO, thats a classic

07-25-2003, 12:06 AM	#24 (permalink)
Phatguy Upright	Funny as hell. Thanx

07-25-2003, 05:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	a classic oldie but goodie

07-25-2003, 06:50 PM	#29 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	Damn that was a good one. Thanks

07-25-2003, 07:14 PM	#30 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Awesome joke!

07-25-2003, 08:28 PM	#31 (permalink)
fdsafdsa Upright	didn't see that coming.. good one

07-25-2003, 09:18 PM	#32 (permalink)
CamaroRS1967 Insane	That's great!

07-25-2003, 11:50 PM	#33 (permalink)
frenzal Upright	mmm that was definitely the best one ive ehard in a while __________________ douche bag

07-26-2003, 04:46 AM	#34 (permalink)
danno209 Upright	i dont milk cows. stricltly goats.

07-26-2003, 07:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
KWSN green	hahahahaha... sounds almost like a moment straight out of Three's Company... but a hell of a lot funnier. And sans John Ritter. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-26-2003, 01:40 PM	#36 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	hey SirLance, I got some high quality cow, but you gotta keep it hush hush. E-mail me. __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-26-2003, 02:00 PM	#37 (permalink)
wally Crazy	That was a pretty good joke. Hadn't heard that one before.

07-28-2003, 06:07 PM	#38 (permalink)
fester Freak!	Suuuuuuuuuuuuure she knocked over the bucket...

03-18-2004, 05:09 AM	#39 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Now that is what you call a sticky situation. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-18-2004, 08:53 PM	#40 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good old fun