My Favorite Joke... EVer
 

A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer,

'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'

Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'

Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '

Man: 'So then what happened?'

Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '

Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'

Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. '

Man: 'And then what.'

Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'

Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'

Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'

Man: 'So then what did you do?'

Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'

bwahahahhaha poor bastard

Oh, god, I can see it happening... what a funny joke!

Good joke!

damn, that'd suck!

OMG! THAT IS FUNNY!

Hah, very good.

he ha ho, good joke :D

Ho ho ho!! Man.. don't want to be in his shoes..

lmao, poor bastard.

That one touched the 'ol funny bone!

lmao, great one

whoa that was one for the ages

Oldie but good

good one

Yeah, likely story Mr. Farmer man.

bet that sucks to be walked in like that

hehehe
Some things, you just can't explain. :)
That's a good one!

HA!! that has got to be the worst possible situation any guy could be in

hehe you could see that coming.. but it was still good.

So, how often do *your* pants "fall down" when you're milking cows?
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

ROTFLMAO, thats a classic

Hahah tough break, I guess some things you just can't explain

Funny as hell. Thanx

Funny, very funny

Hahahahahahahahahaahha

a classic oldie but goodie

Constantly! :eek:

Damn that was a good one. Thanks

Awesome joke!

didn't see that coming.. good one

That's great!

mmm that was definitely the best one ive ehard in a while

i dont milk cows. stricltly goats.

hahahahaha... sounds almost like a moment straight out of Three's Company... but a hell of a lot funnier. And sans John Ritter.

hey SirLance, I got some high quality cow, but you gotta keep it hush hush. E-mail me.

That was a pretty good joke. Hadn't heard that one before.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure she knocked over the bucket...

Now that is what you call a sticky situation.

good old fun

alright, that was funny

Those crazy farmers!

GJ!

nice one

hehe
now that was funny!
good one!:lol:

hahah :D nice one!

great joke :)