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CheapBastid · 07-21-2003, 11:51 AM

An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset.

Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"

PayUp · 07-22-2003, 05:24 PM

THATIS FUCKING HILARIOUS. IM STILL LAUGHING!!!!!

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 10:53 PM

Rotfl!!! Man that was funny!

TheClarkster · 07-23-2003, 12:15 AM

Wow that joke hit me just right. I must look pretty strange laughing so hard at the computer.

TerresqueÜ · 07-23-2003, 12:25 AM

HAHAHAAHHAH I didn't see that one coming!

hotzot · 07-24-2003, 01:16 AM

great joke!

txgirl · 07-24-2003, 03:27 AM

too funny!

alpha phi · 07-24-2003, 05:03 AM

Now that was funny!!!

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 05:40 AM

that's a good one

cchris · 07-24-2003, 05:59 AM

From left field Hahahaha

Dil · 07-24-2003, 06:41 AM

lol nice one

Flesh · 07-24-2003, 06:49 AM

ROFL, LAUGHING SO HARD

Irish2 · 07-24-2003, 07:24 AM

Great Joke!

slant eyes · 07-24-2003, 09:15 AM

awesome joke. thanks

Same Guy · 07-25-2003, 07:26 AM

that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while...

thank you cheapbastid

5 stars!

big_bubba · 07-25-2003, 08:25 AM

Ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahah!!!! that was great!!

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:31 PM

funny, thanks.

fdsafdsa · 07-25-2003, 08:39 PM

haven't laughed that hard in a while.. thx

oblar · 07-26-2003, 12:56 AM

haha

that is why drunks are so humourous, they don't let a simple thing like logic get into their reasoning!

bastit · 07-26-2003, 01:08 AM

thats awesome, gotta love crazy drunks

danno209 · 07-26-2003, 04:51 AM

kinda of disturbing to read while eating breakfast, but funny none the less.

yoshi · 07-26-2003, 05:28 AM

awesome joke

tupacalypse1622 · 07-26-2003, 09:02 PM

good joke...nothing funnier than drunk people

Mantus · 07-27-2003, 02:57 PM

ha ha ha ha, that was so good

KBG_SimWorks · 07-27-2003, 03:26 PM

Nice

harx3 · 07-27-2003, 06:42 PM

nice one!

crafty · 07-27-2003, 08:00 PM

lmfao

egorey · 07-27-2003, 08:18 PM

Nice.. thanks.

bravo49 · 07-28-2003, 12:55 AM

Nice to hear a "clean" joke

Soda_BoB · 07-28-2003, 01:15 AM

Hahah

07-21-2003, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
CheapBastid Tilted off balance... Location: the last place you'd look	True story... An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"

07-22-2003, 05:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	THATIS FUCKING HILARIOUS. IM STILL LAUGHING!!!!! __________________ Born to Lose.

07-22-2003, 10:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Rotfl!!! Man that was funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 12:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	Wow that joke hit me just right. I must look pretty strange laughing so hard at the computer. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

07-23-2003, 12:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHAAHHAH I didn't see that one coming! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-24-2003, 01:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	great joke! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-24-2003, 03:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	too funny!

07-24-2003, 05:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	Now that was funny!!! __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

07-24-2003, 05:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	that's a good one

07-24-2003, 05:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	From left field Hahahaha __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-24-2003, 06:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dil Tilted Location: Sydney <-> Australia	lol nice one

07-24-2003, 06:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	ROFL, LAUGHING SO HARD

07-24-2003, 07:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
Irish2 Upright Location: Dublin, Ireland	Great Joke!

07-24-2003, 09:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	awesome joke. thanks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-25-2003, 07:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while... thank you cheapbastid 5 stars! __________________ Thank you, come again.

07-25-2003, 04:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	funny, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-26-2003, 01:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	thats awesome, gotta love crazy drunks __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

07-26-2003, 05:28 AM	#22 (permalink)
yoshi Crazy Location: Jersey	awesome joke

07-26-2003, 09:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
tupacalypse1622 Tilted	good joke...nothing funnier than drunk people __________________ "I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs." -Kurt Vonnegut

07-25-2003, 08:25 AM	#16 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	Ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahah!!!! that was great!!

07-25-2003, 08:39 PM	#18 (permalink)
fdsafdsa Upright	haven't laughed that hard in a while.. thx

07-26-2003, 12:56 AM	#19 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	haha that is why drunks are so humourous, they don't let a simple thing like logic get into their reasoning! __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-26-2003, 04:51 AM	#21 (permalink)
danno209 Upright	kinda of disturbing to read while eating breakfast, but funny none the less.

07-27-2003, 02:57 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	ha ha ha ha, that was so good

07-27-2003, 03:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
KBG_SimWorks Upright Location: New Zealand	Nice

07-27-2003, 06:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
harx3 Upright	nice one!

07-27-2003, 08:00 PM	#27 (permalink)
crafty Tilted Location: Omaha, NE	lmfao

07-27-2003, 08:18 PM	#28 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Nice.. thanks.

07-28-2003, 12:55 AM	#29 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Nice to hear a "clean" joke

07-28-2003, 01:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Hahah __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!