True story...
 

An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset.

Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"

THATIS FUCKING HILARIOUS. IM STILL LAUGHING!!!!!

Rotfl!!! Man that was funny!

Wow that joke hit me just right. I must look pretty strange laughing so hard at the computer.

HAHAHAAHHAH I didn't see that one coming!

great joke!

too funny!

Now that was funny!!! :D

that's a good one

From left field Hahahaha

lol nice one

ROFL, LAUGHING SO HARD

Great Joke!

awesome joke. thanks

that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while...

thank you cheapbastid

5 stars!

Ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahah!!!! that was great!!

funny, thanks.

haven't laughed that hard in a while.. thx

haha :) that is why drunks are so humourous, they don't let a simple thing like logic get into their reasoning!

thats awesome, gotta love crazy drunks

kinda of disturbing to read while eating breakfast, but funny none the less.

awesome joke:)

:D good joke...nothing funnier than drunk people

ha ha ha ha, that was so good

Nice :)

nice one!

lmfao

Nice.. thanks.

Nice to hear a "clean" joke

Hahah