07-16-2011, 02:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Erections And Aging
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
"By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried really hard. "By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem. "I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get..."
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